FIRST OFF-- LET ME START BY SAYING I HATE WRITING ABOUT MYSELF. I LOVE TALKING. HELL, I'LL TALK YOUR EAR OFF! BUT WRITING..UGH. NOT MY FAVORITE THING. I'M MORE OF A LIST MAKER THOUGH, SO HERE IS A LIST OF SHIT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME:
I HAVE A LARGE FAMILY, 3 BIO KIDS AND A SMALL ARMY OF STEP-KIDS.
I HAVE FUR BABIES TOO. 3 CRAZY, LAZY, CATS AND 1 OLD, FLUFFY, DOG.
I AM FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE FOUND MY PERSON, MY CALM IN THE STORM, MY SOULMATE, BEST FRIEND, BETTER HALF AND HE'S A SUPER SEXY BEAST, I LOVE HIM AND WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MARRY HIM THIS SUMMER IN KEY WEST.
I'M PADDED, SNUGGLY, EXTRA HOURS IN THE HOUR GLASS, PLUS, CURVY, LUCIOUS.
I MIGHT ROCK FULL GLAM MAKEUP ON MONDAY AND YOGA PANTS WITH A MESSY MOM PONYTAIL ON TUESDAY. I CALL MY LOOK "FRUMPY GLAMOROUS ECLECTIC".
I DRINK WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE AND EAT FAR TOO MUCH ICE CREAM.
I'M WEAK FOR BABY ANIMALS. ESPECIALLY SEA TURTLES!!!
I SAY FUCK, A LOT. LIKE A LOT!! PLAN TO HEAR IT!!!
I'M MOST AT PEACE IN NATURE AND CAN BE FOUND HIKING ALMOST EVERY SUNDAY. IT'S MY VERSION OF CHURCH.
I AM BOTH ORDINARY AND EXTRODINARY.
I'M SIMPLE AND YET EXTREMELY COMPLEX.
I AM A WOMAN WHO LIKES HERSELF WHILE SIMULTANIOUSLY STRUGGLING TO LOVE HERSELF.
I AM A WOMAN WHO LOVES LIFTING UP OTHER WOMEN.
I BELIEVE THAT WHEN YOU GROW, I GROW WITH YOU.
AND LASTLY I SERIOUSLY, FOR REAL, CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU!!!